Kickin’ it up!

After missing our exit and getting lost on the way to State College, my friend and I ended up at a Sac’s gas station.  Drawn in by a sign promoting 99cent hotdogs at an A&W at the station, our attention was quickly directed to another fast food place right beside it.  It was Charlie Briggs’ Chicken n’ Sauce.  What was so perplexing about Charlie Briggs’ is that their display had the driest looking chicken that I have ever seen.  There was no sauce to be found.  This led us to the only conclusion possible; the sauce was invisible.  At least, it better have been invisible and made out of blood diamonds for the ridiculously high prices they were trying to charge.  Shortly after discovering Charlie Biggs’, a convict-looking Billy-Ray Cyrus wannabe walked up behind us in line.  Because of the prices and the suspicious-looking Billy-Ray, we felt that it was a wise choice to abort Charlie Biggs’ and go for the 99cent hotdogs instead, but I doubt that I will ever forget that place and their amazing invisible sauce.